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Dating and Relationships Advice For Women

Relationships - Witty Zingers and Snappy Combacks

by Sherry Stoner

No matter what a man has to say, you as a woman must always have to have the last say in the end!

He says: Want a quickie?
You say: As opposed to what?

He says: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.
You say: You wear briefs, don't you?

He says: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
You say: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money!

He says: This coffee is not fit for a pig!
You say: No problem, I'll get you some that is!

He says: Since I first laid eyes I on you, I wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
You say: Well you succeeded.

He says: You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
You say: No! Have you?

He says: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
You say: Because it is more likely that a man is a moron than he is blind!

He says: Let's go out and have some fun tonight
You say: Okay, but if you get home before me, leave the hallway light on!

He says: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
You say: I would, but you are never there!

He says: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
You say: That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He says: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?
You say: Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard!

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