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Slimming Inches with Sex

By Sherry Stoner/Roger Ross

Having sex is yet another great way for burning up those unwanted calories from that calorie-laden dinner you just ate. So here are the calories you will burn with foreplay and sex:

REMOVING CLOTHES
With partners consent -12 calories
Without partners consent - 187 calories

UNHOOKING BRA
Using two calm hands - 7 calories
Using one trembling hand - 36 calories

GETTING INTO BED
Lifting partner - 1.5 calories
Dragging partner along floor -16 calories
Using skateboard to drag partner - 3 calories

ACHIEVING ERECTIONS

For normal healthy man - 2.5 calories
 Losing erection -14 calories
Searching for it - 115 calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM
With erection - 1.5 calories
Without erection - 300 calories

INSERTING DIAPHRAGM

If the woman does it: Experienced - 6 calories Inexperienced - 73 calories
If a man does it - 650 calories Add 5 calories for retrieving if from across the room

POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS

Bouncing - 7 calories
Sliding around - 9 calories
Serious Skidding - 12 calories
Whiplash - 27 calories

ORGASM
Real - 27 calories
Fake -160 calories

ORGASM INTENSITY SCALE

Expression didn't change - 0.5 calories
Birds sang: Large Bird - 7 calories
Small Bird - 3 calories
Earth moved - 30 calories
Shoes flew off - 35 calories

PULLING OUT:

After orgasm - 0.5 calories
A few moments before orgasm - 500 calories

PENIS ENVY
For women - 3 calories
For men - 72 calories

GUILT
Bonking each other with parents in the other room - 7 calories
Putting it on your expense account - 9 calories
Banging your boss for a promotion - 30 calories

AGGRAVATION

Partner keeps showing plants - 5 calories
Partner is taking phone calls - 7 calories
Partner just visited the bathroom for the 7th time - 10 calories
Partner insists on dog cuddling during foreplay -14 calories
Partner is making phone calls - 30 calories

GETTING CAUGHT
By partner's spouse - 60 calories
By your spouse - 100 calories
Trying to explain - 55 calories
Trying to remain calm -100 calories
Leaping out of bed - 75 calories
Getting dressed in one motion - 500 calories

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