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by Tara Maclay

Remember in the television show Friends episode " The One With The Sharks" when Monica surprises Chandler in his Tulsa hotel room, and she mistakenly frets that he has a sexual fetish about sharks when in reality he was just about to enjoy a good old fashioned pull to the Porn-stars?

There is a lesson in this, and that is:

Masturbation is healthy! A lack of communication is not.

Don't believe me? Here are five reasons why you should embrace The Jerk.

Reason One: Solo whacking gives him the strong forearms he needs for firm handshakes in business meetings! Hello fat raises! Masturbation can help a couple build wealth!

Reason Two: As long as he's self-serving he's not out looking for it (or paying for it) with another woman.

Reason Three: You have things that have nothing to do with him. This is his that. If you don't have a thing try this thing. Hell I have other things, and I do this thing. It's one of my favorite things!

Reason Four: The fantasy is not always a threesome with him, Angelina Jolie, and Cameron Diaz. Often, it's of you. Like the time you showed him how flexible you were and you didn't leave the bedroom for 8 hours, and only left because you really needed to eat something to get back some strength. Don't be insecure - it's not attractive.

Reason Five: A pre-game hand crank a few hours before a get together helps him and YOU enjoy more foreplay time, and also helps him last longer during the main event - meaning 7.5 minutes instead of 3!

What more of a reason could there be!

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