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How To Put A Condom On With Your Mouth

by Sherry Stoner

This is the one party trick that all women know. It is especially useful of guys who seem to use the excuse that they’ll lose their prodigious hard on in the time it takes to put on a condom. My girlfriends taught me and now I am going to give you step-by-step instructions. It may take some time and practice to master but I doubt you will have problems finding volunteers.

Step 1.
Have your guy lie on his back, or prop him up by his elbows and tell him you want to show him something you learned in college.

Step 2.
Open the condom carefully. If you have long nails be extra careful as they can cause small cuts in the latex, thus weakening the condom.

Step 3.
Place the condom in your mouth, behind your teeth with your tongue pressed against the reservoir tip. Shoot your guy a sexy wink, just to let him know what you are up to.

Step 4.
With condom in mouth, drip a few drops of lube onto your guys tip. This will enhance the feeling during sex. If you’re concerning about getting a mouthful of lube when you put the condom on, use a flavored lube.

Step 5.
Lower your head and place the condom on your guy's penis. With your tongue press the reservoir tip against the tip of the penis to get the air out. Continue downward in one controlled movement using your lips to push the condom downward. Be careful not to bite…too hard!

Step 6.
Take care of business.

Step 7.
Add a tick mark to the list of guys who will now do anything you ever ask of them.
Also add this guys name to your list of late night booty call possibilities as this guy will be so impressed and awed your talents the he’ll be forever in your debt.

Step 8.
Rejoice and tell your girl friends.

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