Getting Laid 101
By Roger Ross
Believe it or not, most people on this planet wonder how to get laid. Why? Many do not get laid at all, and some much, much less often than they'd like, simply because they don't realize a few key secrets that I'm about to give you about how to get laid.
Things You’ll Need:
Confidence
Charisma
Social Skills
Experience
Step1 - Confidence
In order to get laid, you first need to get mentally prepared by cleansing yourself of any excuses you might have. Typically, these include "only rich guys get laid", "you're either born with it or not" and "you need to look like a physical trainer to get laid".
To convince yourself that you do not have to be particularly special, just do a little study. Walk down the street, and notice the couples with the hottest girls, and then look at the kind of guys they are with (not exactly Brad Pitt are they?). Write the percentages down, how many percent of the men were attractive.
Proceed by looking at the boyfriends of the most attractive female friends and acquaintances that you have. How many of them are average or below average financially? Write it down.
You do not have any attractive female friends and acquaintances? You have a different problem than just trying to get laid. You need to look at your social life first. Join all the social clubs and organizations that you can and start getting a cool, social life with plenty of female friends.
Step2 - Charisma
Now that you are mentally ready to get laid - Go to a social gathering and start "working the room". This simply means talking to and acquainting yourself with everyone there. Be charming, funny, and respectful, and people will love you! Just keep moving from one group to another.
Note: You need to approach women (and everyone really) with the genuine desire to socialize and get to know people. Ironically enough, wanting and behaving like you want to get laid will repel women off of you, which at the end of the night means – "you don't get laid!"
Step3 – Social Skills
As the night progresses and you have befriended most of the people (and women) in the place... ("without" trying to get laid, but only socializing) some of the women you had talked to to will start becoming more flirtatious and perhaps even "touchy-feely" with you. These are the women who are looking to get laid.
Step4 - Experience
Of the ones who have displayed this increased interest and signs that they want to get laid - pick the one you like best, and then invent an excuse for the two of you to move to a more intimate space. If this is a party it can be something like "Wow, it's so loud in here, let's continue this conversation over here" (as you take her and lead her by the hand to an empty "get laid" room).
If this is in a club or some other environment, it's usually something like: "let me show you my (whatever you were talking about)", and lead her to your apartment. You're on your own from here champ. That part of how to get laid is left up to you.
Tips & Warnings:
- None of this will work to get you laid unless you have mastered basic approaches and social skills. This means, you are the kind of person who can approach any person any where and have 50% of them smiling and laughing... which is a skill made up of: approaching, public speaking, humor, working a room, confidence and charisma.
- Each one of these skills is a learn-able skill in much the same way that you can learn how to play the guitar or speak a foreign language. In much the same way there are books, courses, organizations and groups that can teach you each of these separate skills. Getting laid skill is simply a larger skill made up of these smaller ones.
- When I say give her an "excuse" for moving to a more intimate place, I assume a 2-sided proposition. This means that both you and her know that it is only a socially sanctioned excuse for moving to a more private spot so you can get laid. When you say "It's loud here, let's go over here to continue", it must be clear to her that this is only an excuse. If you actually give the woman a false reason to moving somewhere else with intent to trick her, then that is non-ethical. Be sure that both of you are aware of the difference and get laid ethically.
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